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“The Sixth Sense” (1999) is a must-watch if you want to understand the M.

Plus, I’m a sucker for Maryland representation. I didn’t find the characters as annoying as I did upon my first watch, and the ending was scarier than I remembered. “The Blair Witch Project” (1999) is a recent rewatch that left me pleasantly surprised.“Nightmare on Elm Street” (1984) is just Wolverine if he used his powers for evil.“The Silence of the Lambs” (1991) is one of my childhood friend’s dad was in this movie.“The Ring” (2002) did not resonate for me personally because I am not afraid of a little girl, even if she can do a backbend.Not saying that I hated it, but even if I did, it would not have impacted my life monumentally. “The Texas Chain Saw Massacre” (1974) is only 83 minutes long, so even if you hate it you’re only losing a little over an hour of your life hating it.Now, if you were to ask me to recall a single scene after the first one, I don’t think I could.

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“Scream” (1996) is a movie I remember loving when I first watched it in middle school.Iconic and classic horror movies that are worth watching, but did not change my world fundamentally: It has plenty of fun twists and turns and is anything but a classic horror story. “A Classic Horror Story” (2021) is another movie that I enjoyed so much that I rewatched it immediately the day after.One of the few movies where I could not bring myself to look at the screen during certain scenes because I was so terrified. “Hereditary” (2018) had me quaking and quivering and crying and fearing for my life.“Train to Busan” (2016) will end with you in tears.“Saw” (2004) inspires my hot take that everyone in this movie is gay, as well as my other hot take that it’s unironically one of the greatest horror movies ever.“28 Days Later” (2003) has multiple endings and multiple girlbosses.Something about summer camp just makes it the perfect setting for gory murder. “Fear Street Part Two: 1978” (2021) was somehow even better than its predecessor, in my opinion.“Fear Street Part One: 1994” (2021) combines 90’s nostalgia, sapphism, and just the right amount of camp in one of my favorite recent horror movies.Plus, Wesleyan representation from Bradley Whitford ’81! “Cabin in the Woods” (2012) is another movie that I think I enjoy more than the general population does, but I’m a sucker for a good horror-comedy.

Probably because I was a gay middle-schooler and this is a movie about six women who rock climb.

“The Descent” (2005) is one of my favorite movies.

However, it loses a couple of points in my head because I can’t watch it without being reminded that Jennifer (Megan Fox) married Machine Gun Kelly.

“Jennifer’s Body” (2009) is a movie for gay people.

It includes all the parts of an amazing scary movie: horses, a killer chimp, and Steven Yeun in a cowboy costume.

“Nope” (2022) is such a unique take on what aliens on Earth could look like.

I loved it so much that after watching it for the first time, I immediately rewatched it again the day after. If you haven’t seen “Get Out,” what are you waiting for? I’m a big Jordan Peele fan these three really are my holy trinity.

“Get Out” (2017) has to be the movie to begin this ranking.

Here is my completely subjective, kind of convoluted reviews of all of them. I’ve never seen “The Lion King.” I’ve never seen “Pulp Fiction.” I’ve never seen “Star Wars,” or “Star Trek,” or “The Parent Trap,” or “Forrest Gump,” or “The Godfather,” or “Clueless,” or “Groundhog Day,” or many other iconic movies that my parents tell me I have to watch.

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